Only In America...

Remember those days, so long ago, like way back in the 90's, when the internet was...

FUN. And you got super cool e-mails from your friends, and the only virus anyone had ever heard of pertained to, well...

Human Health! And not the stupid computer!

The Funny Monkey does too. And he wants you to know that not every Chimp is going to take a bite out of you and give you Simian AIDS or some dread disease, unless you are throwing a birthday party for one chimp without inviting all of the others - in which case you really should be packing a 9mm semi-auto with an extended clip.

And that's what I'm talking about. The internet used to be funny and full of insight. Well, it still is, from time to time. Like this e-mail tidbit, de-virus-ified and placed on this humble blog so that you don't have to let it cram every available megabyte in your precious INBOX! Check it out:

Only in China:

Only in Hawaii:

Only in India:

Only in Mexico:

Only in Texas:

Only in Thailand:

And last, but certainly least...

Only in America:


Here's my contribution to the levity...

Only in Africa:


Okay, okay, that was funny and all. But what are YOUR contributions to this wisdom? E-mail me at: onlyin@pscottcummins.com with your BEST photo and the caption "Only In..." The best of the best will be put up, right here, some weekend soon. Just like in the good old days...